: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
