I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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