I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Less talking, more tequila
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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