i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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