i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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