The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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