i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
is wine microwaveable?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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