...so i touched it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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