i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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