try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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