I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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