We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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