I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you had me at cake vodka
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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