Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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