that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You don't make any sense
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