He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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