I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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