And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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