so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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