I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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