Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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