hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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