I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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