i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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