it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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