Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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