in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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