Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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