So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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