I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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