Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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