Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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