dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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