u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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