How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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