yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my poor anus
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Is Oprah even human
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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