I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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