Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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