I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i've created a new STD.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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