That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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