Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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