Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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