Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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