No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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