i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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