Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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