do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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