I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think my vagina is haunted
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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