And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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