I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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