Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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