Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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