so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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