Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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