I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize